"The worst short story ever written"
Intentionally bad stories from talented accomplished writers
Please be aware that all the stories in this collection were written with the intent to amuse.
They contain excessive use of adverbs, unnecessary descriptions and cringe-worthy sexual content. Read at your own risk and remember they are an example of "what not to do".
SHORTLIST
A Dish Best Served Cold
A storm to remember
Between Him And And And And And Her.
Coming Home After A Night At 69s On The Beach
Expectations of Power.
John, Julie and Paul, Too
Krumbs!
Pain-t
Ride & Prejudice
The Day Our House Was Haunted
The Friendship Cookbook
The Liquid of Love
The Order of Things
The Winner (Doesn’t) Take(s) it All
Troutface
Who Are the People in Your Neigbourhood?
Whodunnit?
Zenia Does Some Stuff
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LONGLIST
A Dish Best Served Cold
A storm to remember
Better The Demon You Know
Between Him And And And And And Her.
Buy me a magic mirror
Coming Home After A Night At 69s On The Beach
Expectations of Power.
Fish Food
Hansel and Vegetable!
John, Julie and Paul, Too
John’s Adventure
Krumbs!
My hero
On love
Pain-t
Ride & Prejudice
Something Fishy Like I Love You
The Day Our House Was Haunted
The Forbidden Cornish Passion
The Friendship Cookbook
The girl
The Liquid of Love
The Order of Things
The Pandemic Life of Brian
The reunion
The Winner (Doesn’t) Take(s) it All
Three tales
Tragedy in Three Acts
Troutface
Water Fall of Blood
When Life Really is A Soap Opera
Who Are the People in Your Neigbourhood?
Whodunnit?
Zenia Does Some Stuff
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