V500. APRIL FOOLS SPECIAL EDITION

Please be aware that all the stories in this collection were written with the intent to amuse. 

They contain excessive use of adverbs, unnecessary descriptions and cringe-worthy sexual content. Read at your own risk and remember they are an example of "what not to do".

SHORTLIST

A Dish Best Served Cold

A storm to remember

Between Him And And And And And Her.

Coming Home After A Night At 69s On The Beach

Expectations of Power.

John, Julie and Paul, Too

Krumbs!

Pain-t

Ride & Prejudice

The Day Our House Was Haunted 

The Friendship Cookbook

The Liquid of Love

The Order of Things

The Winner (Doesn’t) Take(s) it All 

Troutface

Who Are the People in Your Neigbourhood?

Whodunnit?

Zenia Does Some Stuff

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LONGLIST

A Dish Best Served Cold

A storm to remember

Better The Demon You Know

Between Him And And And And And Her.

Buy me a magic mirror 

Coming Home After A Night At 69s On The Beach

Expectations of Power.

Fish Food

Hansel and Vegetable!

John, Julie and Paul, Too

John’s Adventure

Krumbs!

My hero

On love

Pain-t

Ride & Prejudice

Something Fishy Like I Love You

The Day Our House Was Haunted 

The Forbidden Cornish Passion

The Friendship Cookbook

The girl

The Liquid of Love

The Order of Things

The Pandemic Life of Brian

The reunion

The Winner (Doesn’t) Take(s) it All 

Three tales

Tragedy in Three Acts

Troutface

Water Fall of Blood

When Life Really is A Soap Opera

Who Are the People in Your Neigbourhood?

Whodunnit?

Zenia Does Some Stuff

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