APRIL FOOLS SPECIAL EDITION

"The worst short story ever written"

Intentionally bad stories from talented accomplished writers

V500.AF SPECIAL EDITION

V500 - April Fools' Special Edition

* All shortlisted stories will be published anonymously

Please be aware that all the stories in this collection were written with the intent to amuse. 

They contain excessive use of adverbs, unnecessary descriptions and cringe-worthy sexual content. Read at your own risk and remember they are an example of "what not to do".



SHORTLIST


A Dish Best Served Cold


A storm to remember


Between Him And And And And And Her.


Coming Home After A Night At 69s On The Beach


Expectations of Power.


John, Julie and Paul, Too


Krumbs!


Pain-t


Ride & Prejudice


The Day Our House Was Haunted 


The Friendship Cookbook


The Liquid of Love


The Order of Things


The Winner (Doesn’t) Take(s) it All 


Troutface


Who Are the People in Your Neigbourhood?


Whodunnit?


Zenia Does Some Stuff



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LONGLIST


A Dish Best Served Cold


A storm to remember


Better The Demon You Know


Between Him And And And And And Her.


Buy me a magic mirror 


Coming Home After A Night At 69s On The Beach


Expectations of Power.


Fish Food


Hansel and Vegetable!


John, Julie and Paul, Too


John’s Adventure


Krumbs!


My hero


On love


Pain-t


Ride & Prejudice


Something Fishy Like I Love You


The Day Our House Was Haunted 


The Forbidden Cornish Passion


The Friendship Cookbook


The girl


The Liquid of Love


The Order of Things


The Pandemic Life of Brian


The reunion


The Winner (Doesn’t) Take(s) it All 


Three tales


Tragedy in Three Acts


Troutface


Water Fall of Blood


When Life Really is A Soap Opera


Who Are the People in Your Neigbourhood?


Whodunnit?


Zenia Does Some Stuff



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